How could this watery world of wonder not mystify, astound and entertain a toddler, I hear you ask?
It just makes them angrier.
|So... they're fish...|
I don't get it...
However this milk buys you six minutes
of silence mother... clever move...
|If I pretend to be asleep can we leave?|
|I can see this is going to take a while. |
Remove me from my buggy immediately
or I will bite through this foam bar and punch an otter.
We both know I'm not joking.
|I'm FREEEEEE. F*@k the fish.|
I've found some steps, a yellow warning cone
and a fire escape,
and I am gonna seriously shit up your day.
|I've found the exit... |
now to use my coat to 'lasso' my way outta this fishy-hell-hole.
Reminds me of that time I escaped from your vagina...
|OK. You've got me back inside. |
Now I'm going to lick this glass until
you give me the Twix I just saw you put in your pocket.
|I actually expected more of a fight - You're so weak. |
I can see why you drink now.
To block out how shit you are at this.