Monday, 21 January 2013

Snow Baby...

Seriously. What the f@*k.

Rookie mistake... only these mittens saved you from losing a shitting eye.
Clever move Mother... clever move... 

As I'm laughing, all I'm doing is thinking up new
and exciting ways I can ruin your vagina for good this time. 

Seriously Daddy - you and me can take her if we work together.
I'll go for the ankles, you use your scarf to garotte the bitch. 

I knew I was right to be suspicious of you bastards.
I expect this sort of thing from 'her' but I'm truly disappointed in you, Daddy.
You're dead to me now. 

#Theymayfindmedeadtomorrow...
#Beafraid...
#Veryafraid...
#Anddrinkgin

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    1. ;) x sometimes they just write themselves... lol

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  2. Lol! Awww so cute!


    Hayley
    http://sparklesandstretchmarks.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Cute until your on the receiving end of one of her left hooks... Lol x

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  3. Her face in the last photo is priceless! She does not look too amused.

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    1. Haha... I was pretty terrified whilst taking it TBH! Xx

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    1. haha... she certainly has a good range of unimpressed facial expressions... must get it from her father. obviously. ;) lol x

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  5. Lovely pictures:) I'm a new follower.

    http://oddparent.blogspot.dk/

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    1. Thanks ;) I'll check out ur blog x

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  6. I love the expressions on her face. New follower here too :) x

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    1. Well how lovely and popular I feel! Will swing by and say hi :)) thanks for commenting xxx

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  7. Ha ha, made me chuckle lots!

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    1. :))) x she is a funny little bastard ;) a funny but scary little bastard :)) lol x

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  8. love those photos (and those captions!) x

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  9. I think that the first one is the funniest! Brilliant captions :)

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    1. :))) thank you! Gotta love her ;) lol x

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  10. That is brilliant, loved it!

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  11. Brilliant would she like an evil cat?

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    1. She could take on an evil cat? Shall we chuck them in the playpen and see what happens? Blood comes out of carpet right...

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    1. Brave... But foolish... Lol! ;) xx

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  13. She is awesome! A chip off the old block?

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    1. Are you saying that my one year old daughter is a potty-mouthed drunk with a filthy sense of humour and a pelvic floor like a snapped elastic band...?

      pahahahahaha. Ok.

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  14. Ha love these, especially the last one. Her face says it all ;0)

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    1. She has a whole array of those types of looks... Lol x

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  15. OMG the last photo is pure brilliance! :D

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    1. tee hee x she definitely has some good looks! ;) xxx

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  16. I voted for you in the Swan awards :) x

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  17. We are delighted to let you know that this post has been nominated in the ‘Funniest’ post category of the SWAN UK Blog Post Awards (aka The ‘SWANS’)

    Be sure to pop over to the SWAN UK website to grab some badges for these categories to encourage your other readers to also vote for you – make sure you let them know which specific posts have been nominated!

    If you tweet the SWAN UK twitter account using the #SWANS hashtag with the URL of your blog posts and the category you have been nominated for we will retweet it for you and hopefully get you some new readers.

    Good luck!

    http://www.undiagnosed.org.uk

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    1. oh wow thank you :))) x I shall find you on twitter xxx

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Snow Baby...

Seriously. What the f@*k.

Rookie mistake... only these mittens saved you from losing a shitting eye.
Clever move Mother... clever move... 

As I'm laughing, all I'm doing is thinking up new
and exciting ways I can ruin your vagina for good this time. 

Seriously Daddy - you and me can take her if we work together.
I'll go for the ankles, you use your scarf to garotte the bitch. 

I knew I was right to be suspicious of you bastards.
I expect this sort of thing from 'her' but I'm truly disappointed in you, Daddy.
You're dead to me now. 

#Theymayfindmedeadtomorrow...
#Beafraid...
#Veryafraid...
#Anddrinkgin

38 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. ;) x sometimes they just write themselves... lol

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  2. Lol! Awww so cute!


    Hayley
    http://sparklesandstretchmarks.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Cute until your on the receiving end of one of her left hooks... Lol x

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  3. Her face in the last photo is priceless! She does not look too amused.

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    1. Haha... I was pretty terrified whilst taking it TBH! Xx

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  4. Replies
    1. haha... she certainly has a good range of unimpressed facial expressions... must get it from her father. obviously. ;) lol x

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  5. Lovely pictures:) I'm a new follower.

    http://oddparent.blogspot.dk/

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    1. Thanks ;) I'll check out ur blog x

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  6. I love the expressions on her face. New follower here too :) x

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    1. Well how lovely and popular I feel! Will swing by and say hi :)) thanks for commenting xxx

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  7. Ha ha, made me chuckle lots!

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    1. :))) x she is a funny little bastard ;) a funny but scary little bastard :)) lol x

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  8. love those photos (and those captions!) x

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  9. I think that the first one is the funniest! Brilliant captions :)

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    1. :))) thank you! Gotta love her ;) lol x

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  10. That is brilliant, loved it!

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  11. Brilliant would she like an evil cat?

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    1. She could take on an evil cat? Shall we chuck them in the playpen and see what happens? Blood comes out of carpet right...

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  12. Replies
    1. Brave... But foolish... Lol! ;) xx

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  13. She is awesome! A chip off the old block?

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    1. Are you saying that my one year old daughter is a potty-mouthed drunk with a filthy sense of humour and a pelvic floor like a snapped elastic band...?

      pahahahahaha. Ok.

      Delete
  14. Ha love these, especially the last one. Her face says it all ;0)

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    1. She has a whole array of those types of looks... Lol x

      Delete
  15. OMG the last photo is pure brilliance! :D

    ReplyDelete
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    1. tee hee x she definitely has some good looks! ;) xxx

      Delete
  16. I voted for you in the Swan awards :) x

    ReplyDelete
  17. We are delighted to let you know that this post has been nominated in the ‘Funniest’ post category of the SWAN UK Blog Post Awards (aka The ‘SWANS’)

    Be sure to pop over to the SWAN UK website to grab some badges for these categories to encourage your other readers to also vote for you – make sure you let them know which specific posts have been nominated!

    If you tweet the SWAN UK twitter account using the #SWANS hashtag with the URL of your blog posts and the category you have been nominated for we will retweet it for you and hopefully get you some new readers.

    Good luck!

    http://www.undiagnosed.org.uk

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    1. oh wow thank you :))) x I shall find you on twitter xxx

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